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Pooems: A Book Of Pooey Poetry

By Kes Gray

What happens when the loo becomes a stage for gorillas, mermaids and a mysterious ghost?

hilarious · cheeky · rhyming · gross

Genres

Humour Poetry/Verse

What is Pooems: A Book Of Pooey Poetry about?

Everyone goes to the loo, and these wonderfully wacky poems go there too! Meet banana-filled gorillas, curious mermaids, bottom-heavy aliens and a ghost with something to say from the toilet. With questions about floating poo, colourful droppings and noisy bathroom adventures, each rhyming poem is packed with silly surprises and playful illustrations. A cheeky collection to share aloud, guaranteed to make young listeners giggle at its gloriously gross and imaginative ideas.

About the author

Kes Gray is a much-loved British author who writes funny and imaginative books for children. He is best known for the 'Oi Frog!' and 'Daisy' series. Kes loves making children laugh with his clever wordplay and silly stories. His books are perfect for anyone who enjoys a good giggle and a brilliant adventure.

Pages

32 pages

Reading age

Picture Book (2-7)

This edition

2025

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